April 2011
when your friend threatens to shoot you with a...
THE TRUTH
misshoneyv:
dewondewon:
this is a big tornado.
My piano teacher's words of wisdom:
Kelsey: If performing doesn't work out, I'd want to teach it...
Jane (my piano teacher): And if that doesn't work out, just be a prostitute!
The awkward moment when you can't read your own...
And you’re just like WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WRITE
When I die, I want someone to keep updating my...
pharquests:
brittany-carel:
People be like
“It’s colder than i thought it would be in hell.” “Send food”
“Didn’t anyone tell them i’m claustrophobic?”
“uhmm.. you guys.. can you like.. dig me up.. i’m 6 feet under the ground in a coffin with my phone so uhhh yeah..”
“omg, satan is so funny!”
“hell isn’t that bad, atleast you get internet :)”
“lol u guise, i saw the list for people...
People complaining about Harry Potter spoilers...
The spoilers were officially released from 1997 through 2007 in the form of these nifty things:
You can always tell when someone just died in the...
super-eklectic1:
painiack:
You’ll see countless niggas wearing R.I.P Tyrone t shirts.
always
BEST DIVORCE LETTER, EVER! →
the-psalmist:
theafrosistuh:
roberto4ever1977:
I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had...
► Play the moments ▌▌ Pause the memories ■ Stop...
fuckyeahqueenbeyonce:
Beyonce - Move Ya Body (for Michelle Obamas campaign against obesity)
How do Canadians spell "Canada"?
heneedshismilks:
insherowetrust:
C, eh? N, eh? D, eh?